Saturday, May 2 2015

Schmoe’s Travels: Day 2

8:16 AM:
    ➤   Schmoe: My hotel has a robe for me #firsttimeever #schmoeoutofwater


8:59 AM:

“While relieving myself of my first drink”
“Never thought I would ever see this in person #gregwasfirst #schmoeoutofwater”


9:22 AM:

Sand.   I love sand.   #makingfistswithmytoes #schmoeoutofwater


9:23 AM:


9:29 AM:

“Where I will be hanging out today…all day…the flag is for when you want someone to give you something…this is something completely new to me #poolononesideoceanontheother #schmoeoutofwater”


9:47 AM:

“They give you binoculars with breakfast here
I would like to live where you use binoculars during meals #schmoeoutofwater”

    ➤   Mike: You can do that now.  Just won’t see much.

    ➤   Schmoe: Good point.

 

10:25 AM:

“The special lounge-chair-feet-from-both-ocean-and-pool-phone-holder is NOT iPhone 6+ compliant #firstworldproblems #schmoeoutofwater #gettingcocky”

    ➤   Mike: Dammit.  Trip is ruined.

 

2:41 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: I like drinking in the middle of the day


3:17 PM:

“Landshark bucket and my newly exfoliated hand
#seasaltscrubinpublicrestrooms #schmoeoutofwater”


4:58 PM:


5:22 PM:

“Face timing my daughter
Conch fritters with spicy sauce
Lobster roll
Mint Julep
Time for Kentucky Derby
#keywest
#livingright
#runfortheroses
#schmoeoutofwater
#schmoeacclimating”

 

5:31 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: I just gave a ten dollar tip
    ➤   Schmoe: for a $12 mint julep.
    ➤   Schmoe: And it tastes awesome.


7:50 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: Just won $200 in a Derby pool
    ➤   Schmoe: #onlywininkeywest #donttellirs
    ➤   Schmoe: #schmoeoutofwater #schmoeacclimating

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Friday, May 1 2015

Schmoe’s Travels

    Schmoe is on his way to Key West.  Here are his first dispatches…


10:41 AM:

“Real plates, real silverware, real glass. #firstclass #schmoeoutofwater”

    ➤   Mike: Just may be the fanciest meal
    ➤   Mike: Schmoe has ever had.

    ➤   Schmoe: True

 

10:48 AM:

“Schmoe over water #schmoeoutofwater”


12:53 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: This place is fucking awesome

    ➤   Schmoe: Seriously

    ➤   Schmoe: Just fucking awesome


1:04 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: I have been living my life all wrong


1:07 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: Ok go back to work now

    ➤   Mike: Dick


2:18 PM:

“And I am just having my first drink”


10:09 PM:

“Even karaoke is fun here #schmoeoutofwater”

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