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I cannot remember what my feet look like.
I believe all concerts and shows should be seated according to height.
I visit restaurants that specialize in breaded gravy.
I break into a sweat buckling my pants.
I know what my coworkers' nostrils look like.
You can never have enough gravy/cheese.
Whenever I buy a shirt, the sleeves are always too long.
I used to make noises when I got up. Now I just stayed seated.
The only reason I have second helpings is to have thirds.
Forget this -- I'm too sleepy.
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