{"id":1117,"date":"2003-04-13T01:08:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-13T05:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=1117"},"modified":"2021-05-21T01:10:21","modified_gmt":"2021-05-21T05:10:21","slug":"a-wolf-in-no-clothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/04\/13\/a-wolf-in-no-clothing\/","title":{"rendered":"A Wolf in No Clothing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/tvbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; Well, I finally finished the work on my Diary page.  Now it&#8217;s all up-to-date and ready for <i>new<\/i> entries.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;ve been so immersed in this that I barely had time for anything else (except eating, of course). I hate to admit it, but I&#8217;m completely out of touch with the war news. I tried watching some CNN today, but all I heard was Wolf Blitzer going on and on about how soldiers sometimes have men lift or remove their shirt to insure the men aren&#8217;t suicide bombers. I swear Blitzer spent ten or fifteen minutes talking about men being ordered to take their shirts off. Every new interview guest was asked questions about men taking their shirts off. I finally had to change the channel, but I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if the segment ended with Wolf shirtless &#8212; either by example or just some perverse fantasy of his. Even better, for him, maybe Blitzer would bring one of the many retired generals out and have him <i>order<\/i> Blitzer to remove his shirt.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; I always suspected CNN secretly enjoys when America goes to war. I just hadn&#8217;t realized how much.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Well, I finally finished the work on my Diary page. Now it&#8217;s all up-to-date and ready for new entries.&nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;ve been so immersed in this that I barely had time for anything else (except eating, of course). &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/04\/13\/a-wolf-in-no-clothing\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,8,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-news","category-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1118,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1117\/revisions\/1118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}