{"id":1123,"date":"2003-04-15T01:17:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-15T05:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=1123"},"modified":"2021-05-21T01:21:37","modified_gmt":"2021-05-21T05:21:37","slug":"everybodys-gone-surfin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/04\/15\/everybodys-gone-surfin\/","title":{"rendered":"Everybody&#8217;s Gone Surfin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/linksbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; I think the warm weather has gone to my brain. I just spent a considerable amount of time typing onomatopoeic nonsense into my browser&#8217;s address bar to see if anything would show up.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Incidentally, FYI, the following domains are available:<center>http:\/\/www.bloop.com<br>http:\/\/www.hyurp.com<br>http:\/\/www.smeemo.com<br>http:\/\/www.flahoopa.com<br>http:\/\/www.spleeba.com<br>http:\/\/www.jaggahoopny.com<br>http:\/\/www.splageepa.com<br>http:\/\/www.glaggahoopa.com<br>http:\/\/www.hliggamorba.com<br>http:\/\/www.horpahorpahidyhoo.com<\/center>But these are not:<center>http:\/\/www.glop.com<br>http:\/\/www.frigga.com<\/center>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; I think the warm weather has gone to my brain. I just spent a considerable amount of time typing onomatopoeic nonsense into my browser&#8217;s address bar to see if anything would show up.&nbsp; &nbsp; Incidentally, FYI, the following &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/04\/15\/everybodys-gone-surfin\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1123"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1125,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123\/revisions\/1125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}