{"id":1151,"date":"2003-04-23T06:35:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-23T10:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=1151"},"modified":"2021-05-21T06:37:31","modified_gmt":"2021-05-21T10:37:31","slug":"a-day-of-empowered-closure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/04\/23\/a-day-of-empowered-closure\/","title":{"rendered":"A Day of Empowered Closure"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/mebug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; According to our calendar, today is Administrative Professionals Day. I&#8217;ve never heard of that before &#8212; which I would attribute to bad marketing &#8212; and I can&#8217;t help wondering if having Administrative Professionals Day today is Corporate America&reg;&#8217;s way of having the last word after Earth Day.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Actually, today is the celebration of Administrative Professionals Day <i>2002<\/i>, since it&#8217;s only now they&#8217;ve finished having all the meetings and phone bridges to get the celebrations up to speed in a forward velocity, close the loop on key event issues to reassess that all celebrants were on the same page re: synergizing cross-celebration issues, open-dialogue with calendar platformers to ensure optimum market penetration to proactivate a wide-range rollout, and aggressively timeframe its exposure to proliferate the optimum customer scenario action at this point in time.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; That, and Administrative Professionals Week was downsized.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; According to our calendar, today is Administrative Professionals Day. I&#8217;ve never heard of that before &#8212; which I would attribute to bad marketing &#8212; and I can&#8217;t help wondering if having Administrative Professionals Day today is Corporate America&reg;&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/04\/23\/a-day-of-empowered-closure\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1151"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1152,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151\/revisions\/1152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}