{"id":1209,"date":"2003-05-05T13:58:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-05T17:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=1209"},"modified":"2021-05-22T14:05:16","modified_gmt":"2021-05-22T18:05:16","slug":"1209","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/05\/05\/1209\/","title":{"rendered":"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<\/u>!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n    I’m trapped in my own building! Overhead, the PA keeps whooping and saying “Attention. Attention. A severe weather storm has been reported. Walk<\/i> to the designated area immediately.<\/font>” Since I am in a windowless room I’ve decided to just stay in my office. My only knowledge of the outside has come from the local TV affiliates’ websites. This is what WXYZ<\/a>‘s Doppler 7 radar shows:
<\/center>And this is what the WDIV<\/a> skycam shows:
<\/center>    According to the National Weather Service:
AT 755 PM EDT…NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO OVER DEARBORN…OR 8 MILES WEST OF DOWNTOWN DETROIT…MOVING EAST AT 40 MPH.<\/font><\/blockquote>This is right overhead! First manhole covers exploding<\/a> and now this! It is the will of Allah! Run for your lives!<\/I>
    The warning was set to expire at 8:00 but has been extended to 8:15. Hopefully the stupid alarm will shut up then and I can go home.   [7:58 PM]<\/b>
    Update<\/b>: “The building emergency situation has been cleared. You can return to your normal activites.<\/font>” [8:16 PM]<\/b>
    Update<\/b>: And this<\/a> was what the sky looked like when I finally got outside.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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