{"id":1312,"date":"2003-06-13T19:01:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-13T23:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=1312"},"modified":"2021-05-27T01:40:17","modified_gmt":"2021-05-27T05:40:17","slug":"angry-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/06\/13\/angry-dad\/","title":{"rendered":"Angry Dad"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/linksbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; This comes from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingawful.com\/\">Something Awful<\/a> forums. It&#8217;s an <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/audio\/angrydad.mp3\">MP3<\/a> of a phone call to a computer help desk.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s scarier: the fact I, working in tech support, might get a call this effed up, or the fact this caller has been allowed to marry and breed.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; This comes from the Something Awful forums. It&#8217;s an MP3 of a phone call to a computer help desk.&nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s scarier: the fact I, working in tech support, might get a call this effed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/06\/13\/angry-dad\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,11,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","category-tech","category-wtf"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1312"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2257,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312\/revisions\/2257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}