{"id":1388,"date":"2003-07-03T00:54:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-03T04:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=1388"},"modified":"2021-05-23T01:00:38","modified_gmt":"2021-05-23T05:00:38","slug":"behold-its-lengthy-golden-wonder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/07\/03\/behold-its-lengthy-golden-wonder\/","title":{"rendered":"Behold Its Lengthy Golden Wonder!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n    Will history come to consider this moment in time as the Age of Freakishly Oversized Foods? First there was the Giant Cheeto<\/a>, and now comes word of the World’s Longest French Fry, recently sold for two hundred dollars on eBay. The eBay auction page<\/a> also features photos of the french fry and the man who discovered it. (I’ll probably be posting images from the auction page here, once eBay purges it.)
    Update<\/b>: the auction is over and the page has been discontinued. So, as promised, here’s my screen grab of it<\/a> for sake of posterity.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Will history come to consider this moment in time as the Age of Freakishly Oversized Foods? First there was the Giant Cheeto, and now comes word of the World’s Longest French Fry, recently sold for two hundred dollars … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,12,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-links","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1388"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1390,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388\/revisions\/1390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}