{"id":1433,"date":"2003-07-11T12:17:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-11T16:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=1433"},"modified":"2021-05-23T12:19:30","modified_gmt":"2021-05-23T16:19:30","slug":"random-musing-378819","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/07\/11\/random-musing-378819\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Musing #378,819"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/mebug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>You Know You&#8217;re Fat When<\/b>: you switch to shoes with Velco straps to save yourself the trouble of tying your shoelaces (or bending over to tie your shoelaces).<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>You Know You&#8217;re <i>Really<\/i> Fat When<\/b>: you just leave your shoes on all the time.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; You Know You&#8217;re Fat When: you switch to shoes with Velco straps to save yourself the trouble of tying your shoelaces (or bending over to tie your shoelaces).&nbsp; &nbsp; You Know You&#8217;re Really Fat When: you just leave &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/07\/11\/random-musing-378819\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1433"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1435,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1433\/revisions\/1435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}