{"id":1505,"date":"2003-07-26T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-26T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=1505"},"modified":"2021-05-23T15:18:34","modified_gmt":"2021-05-23T19:18:34","slug":"this-entry-takes-place-between-the-hours-of-11-am-and-12-pm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/07\/26\/this-entry-takes-place-between-the-hours-of-11-am-and-12-pm\/","title":{"rendered":"<i>This Entry Takes Place Between the Hours of 11 AM and 12 PM<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/blogathonbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; Time for another limerick?<br><blockquote style=\"font-style:italic;\">There once was a young girl named Beth<br>who couldn&#8217;t stop thinking of death.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &#8220;I believe I will die<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; if I fail to try<br>taking in my next lungful of breath.&#8221;<\/blockquote>&nbsp; &nbsp; Okay, maybe not.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; By the way, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dalqe.com\/journal\/\">Here<\/a> is a Blogathoner who&#8217;s haikuing.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Time for another limerick? There once was a young girl named Bethwho couldn&#8217;t stop thinking of death.&nbsp; &nbsp; &#8220;I believe I will die&nbsp; &nbsp; if I fail to trytaking in my next lungful of breath.&#8221; &nbsp; &nbsp; Okay, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/07\/26\/this-entry-takes-place-between-the-hours-of-11-am-and-12-pm\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogathon"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1505"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1511,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1505\/revisions\/1511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}