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Frolixo<\/a> told me he’d sponsor me if I write about how cool he is for 24 hours. This of course raises the question why can’t Frolixo be cool longer than 24 hours. But I will say he is cool. He is also published weekly — today in fact — at Something Awful<\/a>, where he oftentimes provides valuable life lessons<\/a>.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"