{"id":1537,"date":"2003-07-26T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-26T19:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=1537"},"modified":"2021-05-23T22:24:17","modified_gmt":"2021-05-24T02:24:17","slug":"another-pointless-photo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/07\/26\/another-pointless-photo\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Pointless Photo"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/blogathonbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\"><center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/blogphoto5-lg.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/blogphoto5.jpg?resize=350%2C262&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"350\" height=\"262\" style=\"border: 2px solid #555;\" title=\"Click to enlarge\" \/><\/a><br><small>Hey look, it&#8217;s a bleary-eyed kid with a duck<\/small><\/center><br>&nbsp; &nbsp; This is a statue in my Aunt&#8217;s backyard. She said the statue was straight when she got it; but over the years, the sun has apparently worn it down or melted it, so now the statue is slowly starting to topple, at a rate slightly faster than glacial. We call it The Leaning Statue of a Kid With a Duck.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey look, it&#8217;s a bleary-eyed kid with a duck&nbsp; &nbsp; This is a statue in my Aunt&#8217;s backyard. She said the statue was straight when she got it; but over the years, the sun has apparently worn it down or &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/07\/26\/another-pointless-photo\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogathon","category-photos"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1537"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1655,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537\/revisions\/1655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}