{"id":1632,"date":"2003-07-27T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-27T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=1632"},"modified":"2021-05-24T00:40:32","modified_gmt":"2021-05-24T04:40:32","slug":"the-eighth-of-my-pointless-close-up-photos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/07\/27\/the-eighth-of-my-pointless-close-up-photos\/","title":{"rendered":"The Eighth of My Pointless Close-Up Photos"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/blogathonbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\"><center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/blogphoto10.jpg?resize=350%2C262&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"350\" height=\"262\" style=\"border: 2px solid #555;\"><br><small>The old making way for the new<\/small><\/center><br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Yes, I&#8217;ve been drinking water instead of something caffeinated. What can I say? I like water.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; I get the uneasy feeling the photo cheapens my site and looks like product placement.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; And here&#8217;s a bonus picture.<center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/blogphoto12-lg.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/blogphoto12.jpg?resize=350%2C262&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"350\" height=\"262\" border=\"0\" title=\"Click to enlarge\"><\/a><br><small>Another self-portrait<\/small><\/center><br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Dig the cool shirt.  But he still looks deranged.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; You know, I could&#8217;ve saved this photo for its own entry in the future. But no, I had to post it now, since the clock behind me quite clearly says \u201c5:55\u201d. But with the photo shrunk so much, you can&#8217;t see the clock at all!  Sheesh.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The old making way for the new&nbsp; &nbsp; Yes, I&#8217;ve been drinking water instead of something caffeinated. What can I say? I like water.&nbsp; &nbsp; I get the uneasy feeling the photo cheapens my site and looks like product placement.&nbsp; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/07\/27\/the-eighth-of-my-pointless-close-up-photos\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogathon","category-photos"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1632"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1666,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1632\/revisions\/1666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}