{"id":1836,"date":"2003-09-08T18:23:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-08T22:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=1836"},"modified":"2021-05-25T18:25:01","modified_gmt":"2021-05-25T22:25:01","slug":"fyrrrwaaaaanngggoowwuuuurrmmmmmmmmm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/09\/08\/fyrrrwaaaaanngggoowwuuuurrmmmmmmmmm\/","title":{"rendered":"<i>Fyrrrwaaaaanngggoowwuuuurrmmmmmmmmm<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/moviesbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; At last: an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2003\/TECH\/science\/09\/08\/ghosts.sounds.reut\/index.html\">explanation<\/a> of why I always wet myself and run away screaming whenever I hear the THX logo.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; At last: an explanation of why I always wet myself and run away screaming whenever I hear the THX logo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","category-movies"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1836"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1838,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836\/revisions\/1838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}