{"id":1839,"date":"2003-09-09T18:25:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-09T22:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=1839"},"modified":"2021-05-25T18:29:13","modified_gmt":"2021-05-25T22:29:13","slug":"i-dont-have-a-sports-category","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/09\/09\/i-dont-have-a-sports-category\/","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Have a Sports Category"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/tvbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; It&#8217;s football season and Frolixo just can&#8217;t get enough gameplay. Here are the latest standings, as of 2:18 last night:<br><br><b>Frolixo (Kansas City Chiefs)<\/b>: 158<br><b>Monket the piglet (Green Bay Packers)<\/b>: 0<br><center><br><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/maddenpig.jpg?resize=470%2C302&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"470\" height=\"302\" title=\"The rivalry between Frolixo and his guinea pig runs strong\" style=\"border: 2px solid #555;\"><\/center><br><b>Total record of games to date<\/b>:<br><b>Frolixo<\/b>: 247 wins, 0 losses<br><b>Monket the piglet<\/b>: 0 wins, 247 losses<br><br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Says Frolixo of the latest matchup, &#8220;I admit that I distracted him in the 3rd by giving him a carrot.&#8221;<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; (Photo courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/cybermessageboard.ehost.com\/superevi\/viewtopic.php?t=3060\">Super Evil Industries<\/a>&reg;.)\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; It&#8217;s football season and Frolixo just can&#8217;t get enough gameplay. Here are the latest standings, as of 2:18 last night: Frolixo (Kansas City Chiefs): 158Monket the piglet (Green Bay Packers): 0Total record of games to date:Frolixo: 247 wins, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/09\/09\/i-dont-have-a-sports-category\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1839"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1841,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839\/revisions\/1841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}