{"id":195,"date":"2002-02-06T04:06:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-06T09:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=195"},"modified":"2021-05-16T04:07:43","modified_gmt":"2021-05-16T08:07:43","slug":"whos-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/02\/06\/whos-online\/","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s Online?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/newsbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\" \/>&nbsp; &nbsp; According to the latest census information released by the Commerce department, more than half of all American households, and more than half of all Americans, have access to the Internet. A further breakdown shows that of this total ninety percent have no idea how to spell or punctuate, ninety-eight percent do not bother to proofread what they write, and eighty percent have started web logs no one will ever find interest in.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; According to the latest census information released by the Commerce department, more than half of all American households, and more than half of all Americans, have access to the Internet. A further breakdown shows that of this total &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/02\/06\/whos-online\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-tech"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":196,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions\/196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}