{"id":2156,"date":"2003-10-29T17:46:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-29T22:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2156"},"modified":"2021-05-26T17:53:18","modified_gmt":"2021-05-26T21:53:18","slug":"i-got-a-million-pounds-of-candy-yaaaayy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/10\/29\/i-got-a-million-pounds-of-candy-yaaaayy\/","title":{"rendered":"I Got A Million Pounds of Candy &nbsp; &nbsp; <small>(\u2026yaaaayy)<\/small>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/hrbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp;  <b>SFG Helpful Halloween Tip<\/b>: Don&#8217;t waste your candy by giving it out to strangers. On Halloween night, lock your doors, turn your lights off, and have the candy yourself.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; P.S.  Some people have commented that my caricature resembles Ziggy. After seeing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ucomics.com\/ziggy\/2003\/10\/16\/\">this comic<\/a> I&#8217;d have to say they&#8217;re right (but the similarity was definitely not intended).<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; [<b>Archivist&#8217;s Note<\/b>: the entry&#8217;s name refers to 2003&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.homestarrunner.com\/ween03.html\">Homestar Runner Halloween animation<\/a>.\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; SFG Helpful Halloween Tip: Don&#8217;t waste your candy by giving it out to strangers. On Halloween night, lock your doors, turn your lights off, and have the candy yourself.&nbsp; &nbsp; P.S. Some people have commented that my caricature &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/10\/29\/i-got-a-million-pounds-of-candy-yaaaayy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,18,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-homestar","category-me"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2156"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2158,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2156\/revisions\/2158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}