{"id":2184,"date":"2003-11-05T20:58:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-06T01:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2184"},"modified":"2021-05-26T21:07:05","modified_gmt":"2021-05-27T01:07:05","slug":"worst-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/11\/05\/worst-list\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst List"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/moviesbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; The BBC announced the \u201cwinners\u201d in their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/films\/film_2003\/worst_film_ever\/top_ten.shtml\">Top Ten Worst Films Ever<\/a> list. The choices are interesting, but they&#8217;re hardly what I consider the <i>worst<\/i>. In fact, I only agree with one of their choices, although I applaud their snarkiness. Topping (or bottoming, I guess) the list is <i>Titanic<\/i>, which certainly should be number one on the Over-hyped list of the Overstaying Its Welcome list but is hardly the worst film ever made. I think it was a terribly misguided idea for James Cameron to try and outdo <i>A Night to Remember<\/i> by having his made-up characters overshadow the inherent real-life drama of its passengers, but the movie is still a well-made and handsome production.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <i>A.I.<\/i>, number two on the list, was a thought-provoking blending of Spielberg&#8217;s and Kubrick&#8217;s styles. Most everyone complains about the protracted ending, but I didn&#8217;t mind it, and I appreciated the film as one of the few attempts at thought-provoking adult cinema in 2001. Other movies on the list, <i>Vanilla Sky<\/i> and <i>Eyes Wide Shut<\/i> for example, are on the list for seemingly similar reasons. They were ambitious productions which didn&#8217;t <i>quite<\/i> succeed; and this is reason enough for BBC viewers to lambaste them.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; In fact, for most of their choices, there are as many good things to say about the movies as bad.  <i>Titanic<\/i> might have cringe-worthy dialogue and a sophomoric love story, but the sets and special effects and attention to detail were all impressive.  <i>A.I.<\/i> might have an overly long ending, but it has many great scenes and one of John Williams&#8217; best scores in recent years. <i>Vanilla Sky<\/i> might be a bizarre amalgamation of romantic comedy and science fiction, but it has some excellent dialogue (as always, since it&#8217;s a Cameron Crowe movie). <i>Eyes Wide Shut<\/i> has Nicole Kidman in her underwear. And <i>Blair Witch<\/i> is one of the most brilliant concepts for a movie ever &#8212; how to make a full-length Hollywood movie with just a 16mm camera, a video camera, and some friends.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; So, obviously, I don&#8217;t agree with their choices and I don&#8217;t agree with the mindset behind their choices. Besides, any list of worst movies is suspect when <i>Battlefield Earth<\/i> is listed eighth and not first.  Now <i>that<\/i> is an inept and unforgivably bad movie.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; The BBC announced the \u201cwinners\u201d in their Top Ten Worst Films Ever list. The choices are interesting, but they&#8217;re hardly what I consider the worst. In fact, I only agree with one of their choices, although I applaud &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/11\/05\/worst-list\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2184"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2188,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2184\/revisions\/2188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}