{"id":2276,"date":"2003-11-25T22:50:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-26T03:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2276"},"modified":"2021-05-31T22:52:25","modified_gmt":"2021-06-01T02:52:25","slug":"shuddershopping-shuddergt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/11\/25\/shuddershopping-shuddergt\/","title":{"rendered":"<shudder>Shopping<\/shudder>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n    Thought I’d go to Best Buy today to pick up some CDs and discovered the horrible truth: everyone has already hunkered down into holiday shopping mode. The aisles were filled with clueless and confused stragglers and the front of the store was roped off to form a single checkout line.
    It was too much for my fragile spirit and I instantly started feeling antsy and claustrophobic. Instead, I fled the store and bought my CDs from Amazon. Which reminds me, if you’re curious why so many Amazon user reviews for the new Dixie Chicks CD\/DVDs are negative and don’t even review the CD or DVD content<\/i>, it looks like you can blame it on these dittoheads<\/a>.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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