{"id":2306,"date":"2003-12-05T12:02:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-05T17:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2306"},"modified":"2021-06-01T12:04:15","modified_gmt":"2021-06-01T16:04:15","slug":"today-in-food-2003-12-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/12\/05\/today-in-food-2003-12-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Today in Food <small>(2003\/12\/5)<\/small>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/foodbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp;Call it Drive-Thru Rage.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; I suppose I should mention <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.com\/news\/1001502.asp\">the news story<\/a> of the woman who was sentenced yesterday to ten years in prison for running over a McDonald&#8217;s manager after being told she couldn&#8217;t get mayonnaise on her cheeseburger; but the woman sounds like a stupid cow, so I won&#8217;t.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp;Call it Drive-Thru Rage.&nbsp; &nbsp; I suppose I should mention the news story of the woman who was sentenced yesterday to ten years in prison for running over a McDonald&#8217;s manager after being told she couldn&#8217;t get mayonnaise on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/12\/05\/today-in-food-2003-12-5\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2306"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2307,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2306\/revisions\/2307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}