{"id":2311,"date":"2003-12-08T12:07:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-08T17:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2311"},"modified":"2021-06-01T12:10:48","modified_gmt":"2021-06-01T16:10:48","slug":"still-waiting-to-hear-from-dolly-madison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/12\/08\/still-waiting-to-hear-from-dolly-madison\/","title":{"rendered":"Still Waiting to Hear from Dolly Madison&reg;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/videobug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; Work has begun on the <i>SFG Christmas Special<\/i> &#8212; whether I like it or not. My agent says he&#8217;s arranged a stable of sponsors, but I think it&#8217;s more likely that we plug their products first and then hope they send us free stuff after.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Doubtful. Especially since that will give them a chance to <i>see<\/i> the special first!<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;m already suspicious about the whole enterprise &#8212; <i>especially<\/i> all this talk of the &#8220;Baby New Year&#8221; outfit they want me to wear.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Anyway, for those who might be interested, here&#8217;s the first promo\u2026<center><video width=\"320\" height=\"240\" controls><source src=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/video\/2003-12-07.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\"><source src=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/video\/2003-12-07.ogg\" type=\"video\/ogg\">Your browser does not support the video tag.<\/video><\/center>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Work has begun on the SFG Christmas Special &#8212; whether I like it or not. My agent says he&#8217;s arranged a stable of sponsors, but I think it&#8217;s more likely that we plug their products first and then &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/12\/08\/still-waiting-to-hear-from-dolly-madison\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,16,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-me","category-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2311"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2312,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2311\/revisions\/2312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}