{"id":2350,"date":"2003-12-22T17:46:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-22T22:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2350"},"modified":"2021-06-01T17:48:12","modified_gmt":"2021-06-01T21:48:12","slug":"its-claus-not-clause-you-idiots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/12\/22\/its-claus-not-clause-you-idiots\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s <i>Claus<\/i>, Not <i>Clause<\/i>, You Idiots!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/linksbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; I remember the days when the movie title <i>The Santa Clause<\/i> was a pun. Little did I know it would be taken to heart as a spelling lesson.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; At least, that&#8217;s what <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/search-handle-url\/index%3Dmusic-tracks%26field-keywords%3Dsanta%252520clause%26store-name%3Dmusic\/102-7498293-1952125\">it looks like<\/a> over at Amazon.com.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; I remember the days when the movie title The Santa Clause was a pun. Little did I know it would be taken to heart as a spelling lesson.&nbsp; &nbsp; At least, that&#8217;s what it looks like over at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/12\/22\/its-claus-not-clause-you-idiots\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,5,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","category-movies","category-me"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2350"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2351,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2350\/revisions\/2351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}