{"id":2397,"date":"2004-01-06T09:55:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-06T14:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2397"},"modified":"2021-06-02T10:01:49","modified_gmt":"2021-06-02T14:01:49","slug":"warp-weft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/01\/06\/warp-weft\/","title":{"rendered":"Warp & Weft"},"content":{"rendered":"\n    I see over at the Something Awful forums<\/a> that the Army has a web-based survey on new styles for uniforms. The choices are suspiciously reminiscent of Star Trek<\/i>‘s Starfleet!
    See the choices for yourself, since I’ve mirrored them here<\/a>.
    I’m not sure what to make of this. Could it mean a new Prime Directive policy of non-interference? Doubtful, considering we need to invade another country by November. Or does this mean the military has been overrun by nerds? Who’s to say, since that might be covered by the Don’t Ask \/ Don’t Tell policy. Either way, I say “Set phasers on fashion<\/I>!”\n\n\n\n

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