{"id":2493,"date":"2004-02-02T16:09:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-02T21:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2493"},"modified":"2021-06-02T16:11:53","modified_gmt":"2021-06-02T20:11:53","slug":"andrew-brians-halftime-show-part-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/02\/02\/andrew-brians-halftime-show-part-two\/","title":{"rendered":"Andrew &#038; Brian&#8217;s Halftime Show: Part Two"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/videobug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; CBS &#038; MTV have assured us the following contains no graphic depictions of adult material, no flag desecration, and no nudity. There is however some mild animal abuse and improper use of fruit. It also involves Andrew &#038; Brian having some fun with my iSight camera, yesterday during the game.\n<center><video width=\"320\" height=\"240\" controls><source src=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/video\/2004-02-01b.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\"><source src=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/video\/2004-02-01b.ogv\" type=\"video\/ogg\">Your browser does not support the video tag.<\/video><\/center>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; CBS &#038; MTV have assured us the following contains no graphic depictions of adult material, no flag desecration, and no nudity. There is however some mild animal abuse and improper use of fruit. It also involves Andrew &#038; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/02\/02\/andrew-brians-halftime-show-part-two\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2493"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2494,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2493\/revisions\/2494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}