{"id":2499,"date":"2004-02-06T16:17:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-06T21:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2499"},"modified":"2021-06-02T16:19:28","modified_gmt":"2021-06-02T20:19:28","slug":"its-the-arts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/02\/06\/its-the-arts\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s the Arts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/moviesbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; <i>And now &#8230; the moment you&#8217;ve been waiting for!  Your chance to be like Sir Laurence Olivier, Sir Alec Guiness, and Laurence Harvey in the privacy of your own living room. Yes, all you need is this record and the script supplied with it and you too can <b>Be a Great Actor<\/b>.<\/I><br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Too bad I look more like a cross between John Belushi and Jon Lovitz or I might have had a chance to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ginandtonicmovie.com\/default.asp\">audition<\/a> for a new movie based on <i>Monty Python<\/i>&#8216;s Graham Chapman. The movie will be called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ginandtonicmovie.com\/default.asp\"><i>Gin and Tonic<\/i><\/a>, and auditions are being held March 20 2004.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Do you think the fact I have every Monty Python sketch committed to memory might sway them?<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>P.S.<\/b>: Nope, sorry, in <i>no way<\/i> is <a href=\"http:\/\/homepage.ntlworld.com\/mjs2000\/protomarvin.htm\">this<\/a> Marvin the Paranoid Android.&#8217;, \n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; And now &#8230; the moment you&#8217;ve been waiting for! Your chance to be like Sir Laurence Olivier, Sir Alec Guiness, and Laurence Harvey in the privacy of your own living room. Yes, all you need is this record &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/02\/06\/its-the-arts\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2499"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2500,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2499\/revisions\/2500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}