{"id":2554,"date":"2004-02-22T23:49:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-23T04:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2554"},"modified":"2021-06-02T23:51:15","modified_gmt":"2021-06-03T03:51:15","slug":"an-appeal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/02\/22\/an-appeal\/","title":{"rendered":"An Appeal"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/newsbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; I really doubt <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/ALLPOLITICS\/02\/20\/elec04.prez.nader\/index.html\">Ralph Nader<\/a> visits this site. As a renowned consumer advocate, these pale attempts at content would be the kind of thing he would be trying to shut down. But, nevertheless, on the off-chance he might visit here (perhaps, say, searching for pictures of naked fat people, which is usually what brings people here), I would like to say to him: Sir, for the love of all that is holy, please stay the hell out the presidential race.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Thank you. &nbsp; <b>[2\/21\/04 3:27 PM]<\/b><br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>Update<\/b>: Nader, you dumb bastard!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; I really doubt Ralph Nader visits this site. As a renowned consumer advocate, these pale attempts at content would be the kind of thing he would be trying to shut down. But, nevertheless, on the off-chance he might &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/02\/22\/an-appeal\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-me"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2554"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2554\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2555,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2554\/revisions\/2555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}