{"id":2571,"date":"2004-02-26T23:24:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-27T04:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2571"},"modified":"2021-06-03T00:26:33","modified_gmt":"2021-06-03T04:26:33","slug":"the-wild-bluescreen-yonder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/02\/26\/the-wild-bluescreen-yonder\/","title":{"rendered":"The Wild Bluescreen Yonder"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/techbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; What&#8217;s the scariest, most unnerving thing you can think of? Naked photos of me? A Bush second term?<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; How about this, the aerospace industry is contemplating <a href=\"http:\/\/apnews.myway.com\/article\/20040226\/D80V2NK81.html\">pilot-less air travel<\/a>!<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;m no engineer, nor a frequent traveler, but the thought Microsoft might figure in this equation sends up red-flags and giant &#8220;<b>NO!<\/b>&#8221; alarms for me.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; What&#8217;s the scariest, most unnerving thing you can think of? Naked photos of me? A Bush second term?&nbsp; &nbsp; How about this, the aerospace industry is contemplating pilot-less air travel!&nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;m no engineer, nor a frequent traveler, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/02\/26\/the-wild-bluescreen-yonder\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-tech"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2571"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2572,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2571\/revisions\/2572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}