{"id":2577,"date":"2004-02-29T14:43:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-29T19:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2577"},"modified":"2021-06-07T04:07:02","modified_gmt":"2021-06-07T08:07:02","slug":"oscar-blog-2004","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/02\/29\/oscar-blog-2004\/","title":{"rendered":"Oscar Blog 2004"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/moviesbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 Pre-show highlight so far: when John Burke of E! News began a segment by forgetting to hold his microphone!<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 Hey Molly Mayok, it&#8217;s Bill <i>Murray<\/i> not \u201cMary\u201d. Notice the \u201c<i>ur<\/i>\u201d?<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 For the love of God, E!, stop saying \u201cbling\u201d. It&#8217;s too stupid a word to have lasted this long. And Leon Hall&#8217;s eyebrows are creeping me out. It&#8217;s like he&#8217;s wearing Adam West&#8217;s old Batman mask. &nbsp; <b>[2:43 PM]<\/b><br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>4:44 PM<\/b>: E! fun fact: people began to take notice of Nicole Kidman even before she split with Tom Cruise. Wow. Really.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>5:47 PM<\/b>: Gone for about forty minutes on dinner break. Did I miss anything?<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>6:15 PM<\/b>: interesting point. Tom O&#8217;Neil points out that ABC&#8217;s decision to move the Oscars up a month might have taken the surprise out of the voting. The last couple years that extra month helped movies like <i>Training Day<\/i> and <i>The Pianist<\/i> get more recognition. But is this necessarily a good thing? Is it better now when voters are forced to go with their first impulses; or before, when they had the chance to be contrary to the Golden Globes? (Of course, this doesn&#8217;t mean much this particular year, since the winners are acknowledged to be so predictable.)<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>6:21 PM<\/b>: as long as I&#8217;m being reflective, it&#8217;s no secret I&#8217;m rooting for <i>The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King<\/i>. I&#8217;m counting on a complete and utter eleven award sweep tonight. But in fact there are a couple categories where I would not mind another movie winning. Of <i>LOTR<\/i>&#8216;s three nominated songs, I like \u201cInto the West\u201d best, but I guess I can confess I am secretly rooting for \u201cKiss at the End of the Rainbow\u201d. It&#8217;s a very lovely song, plus it does what I would prefer all Best Song would do: it plays a part within the movie and does not just appear during the end titles.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; The character assassination of Denethor and the absence of The Scouring of the Shire still keep me from actively supporting an adapted screenplay win.  And, unexpectedly, I am close to rooting for <i>Master and Commander<\/i> for special effects. I&#8217;m surprised by this change too, but I read in the last <i>Cinefex<\/i> magazine that of <i>Master and Commander<\/i>&#8216;s 100 shooting days only 10 of them were spent on water. You&#8217;d never know that from seeing the movie &#8212; and that is the mark of great special effects. (I haven&#8217;t completely turned my back on Weta, since they had a hand in manufacturing the ship miniatures.)<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Having taken these potshots at <i>ROTK<\/i>, I&#8217;m still hoping it wins as much as possibl\u2026including some surprise write-in wins for Best Cinematography, Sound Editing, and Supporting Actor.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>7:09 PM<\/b>: no, sorry Matt LeBlanc, Barbara Walters&#8217; Oscar special should have movie people in it. And, your monkey movie, <i>Ed<\/i>, does not qualify you.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>7:27 PM<\/b>: Eugene Levy and Catherine O&#8217;Hara just told Joan Rivers there will be a Mitch &amp; Micky reunion tonight!!!<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>7:43 PM<\/b>: dang it. I took a pistachios break and missed half of Peter Jackon&#8217;s red carpet interview!<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>8:26 PM<\/b>: switched over to ABC&#8217;s pre-show.  PJ has the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.badalijewelry.com\/oscarpins.htm\">pin<\/a> on. Cool.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;ll move the actual Awards blog below\u2026<div class='yrm-content yrm-content-1 yrm-content-hide  ' id='yrm-qpESr' data-id='1' data-show-status='false' data-after-action='' style=\"visibility: hidden;height: 0;\">\n\t\t\t<div id='yrm-inner-content-yrm-qpESr' class='yrm-inner-content-wrapper yrm-cntent-1'>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>8:37 PM<\/b>: yay!  The song parodies are back! \u201cOscar, Oscar, who will win?\u201d Some nice <i>LOTR<\/i> stuff in the opening film montage too.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>8:44 PM<\/b>: hey, it&#8217;s a <i>Fear and Loathing<\/i> reunion: Raoul Duke and Dr Gonzo are a row apart.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>9:03 PM<\/b>: cool. The first <i>LOTR<\/i> win. And, by the way, it&#8217;s shameful that this is its first art direction win. All other nominees&#8217; look was based on history and research. <i>LOTR<\/i>&#8216;s designs were sheer invention, which is much greater accomplishment and worthy of three consecutive awards. But one will have to do.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>9:13 PM<\/b>: same goes for Costumes.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>9:26 PM<\/b>: addendum to Diet Blog: I fell off the wagon for the night. I just couldn&#8217;t go without my traditional bag of popcorn. With Renee Zellweger&#8217;s win for Supporting Actress it looks like the Awards might be just as predictable as the critics said. I think this is more an observation than a complaint. It might make for a boring show, but at least the people I like are winning.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>9:36 PM<\/b>: Part One: Ouch! Pixar wins animated movie but loses short film. Part Two: Crap, they&#8217;re doing each song nominee separately.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>9:43 PM<\/b>: is Elvis Costello&#8217;s guitar even mic&#8217;d? Oh, now I hear it. Just in time for the end of the song. Oh-oh, I recognize the flutes\u2026 Annie Lennox is going to sing\u2026 Very nice. I&#8217;ve been listening to the CD all weekend, but the song still gives me chills. &#8211;Hey, they&#8217;re going to commercial! What happened to Mitch &amp; Micky?!<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>9:53 PM<\/b>: did Wendy&#8217;s steal the music in their chicken strips commercial from <i>Psycho<\/i>, or is it just a delusion brought on by my sudden and terrible hunger?<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>9:57 PM<\/b>: Visual Effects is up. I take back what I said. Come on, PJ &amp; Weta! \u2026\u2026 Excellent!  Three in a row tonight and three in a row for <i>them<\/i>. The band sounds pretty good playing the Gondor theme too.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>10:08 PM<\/b>: in tribute to Blake Edwards I have but one thing to say. \u201c<i>MAX!  PUSH THE BUTTON!<\/i>\u201d<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; P.S.:  I kind of like how HDTV so heavily cropped the film clips in the tribute. It&#8217;s kind of like a little more incentive to go get me a widescreen TV.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>10:18 PM<\/b>: what I said for Art Direction and Costumes goes for Makeup too.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>10:25 PM<\/b>: nice. <i>ROTK<\/i> gets another sound award. (And  <i>Master &amp; Commander<\/i> gets a mention, only because <i>ROTK<\/i> was inexplicably left out of the Sound Editing category.)<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>10:41 PM<\/b>: I&#8217;ve read complaints about the short film and documentary categories, how they should be presented off-camera, on a different night, so as to make the Oscar broadcast shorter. I don&#8217;t agree. This is the only time you hear about these films or see clips of them. I would request that the telecast go even farther. That there should be some kind of post-show program (assumedly not on the same night), where the network actually <i>shows<\/i> these films so the general public might get a chance to <i>see<\/i> them.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>10:51 PM<\/b>: the annual \u201cOooh, <i>he<\/i> died?\u201d segment.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>10:57 PM<\/b>: Musical score! Musical score! \u2026 Excelllent! Howard Shore gets it again! Time to simultaneously fire up my iPod\u2026<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>10:59 PM<\/b>: Wow! <i>ROTK<\/i> gets <u>another<\/u> technical award, this time for film editing! This is the greatest Oscar night ever.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>11:12 PM<\/b>: okay. <i>Here<\/i>&#8216;s Mitch &amp; Micky. I shouldn&#8217;t&#8217;ve panicked anyway, since I remember Jamie Lee Curtis saying earlier she was introducing them. And now, following the commercial break, here comes the winner. \u2026\u2026 Well, too bad for Michael &amp; Annette, but at least the <i>ROTK<\/i> streak continues.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>11:23 PM<\/b>: <i>Master &amp; Commander<\/i> wins for cinematography. Feh, it&#8217;s a non-<i>ROTK<\/i> category. (This might be a surprise however, since I thought <i>Girl with the Pearl Earring<\/i> was the favorite.)<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>11:29 PM<\/b>: here comes another one. Adapted Screenplay. \u2026 Yikes! They&#8217;ve won again!  What is that, <i>nine out of nine<\/i>?! Some government is going to start investigating Peter Jackson for monopolistic practices. (The broadcast has also passed the three hour mark.)<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>11:41 PM<\/b>: the Director&#8217;s award. Here we go. C&#8217;mon. <u><b>YES<\/b><\/u>!!! A much deserved and much delayed win for Peter Jackson!!! It&#8217;s about bloody well time too. Hail, and praise him with great praise!<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>11:55 PM<\/b>: a nice chuckle from Adrien Brody and a touching speech from Charlize Theron, The-ron, Thee-ron, Therron, Therone\u2026<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>11:59 PM<\/b>: Sean Penn wins Best Actor. There go your chances for a big surprise. The crowd likes it though. And any chance for a nationally televised dig at President Bush is fine by me. Still, about the only acting I really like in <i>Mystic River<\/i>, which seemed natural to me, was by Kevin Bacon.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Over on iChat, my niece is pissed at Sean Penn for stealing the award from Johnny Depp.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; The broadcast has also gone past midnight. Which means I need to change the date on this entry.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 <b>Monday, March 1 2004. 12:04 AM<\/b>: nah, I&#8217;ll just change the date here.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; And now here is Steven Spielberg to end the evening. \u2026 Man! \u201cA clean sweep.\u201d Amazing. Congratulations to all, now get on over to the TORN party!<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Hey. Cool. All the winners are on stage together. That&#8217;s a nice touch. And probably made more possible by the fact the same <i>ROTK<\/i> people kept winning. Hee hee.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; The announcer said <i>Return of the King<\/i> ties <i>Titanic<\/i> and <i>Ben-Hur<\/i> for most Oscars. But I believe <i>ROTK<\/i> is alone in its clean sweep. <i>Titanic<\/i> (1997) had 14 nominations and won 11, while <i>Ben-Hur<\/i> (1959) had 12 nominations and won 11. As far as my minimal research shows, <i>The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King<\/i> is unparalleled in its 11 out of 11 winning streak. So there you go. The Academy done good when they singled out this historic movie with its own bit of Oscar history. Not to mention their finally awarding a \u201cfantasy\u201d movie, as well as a popular, crowd pleasing, successful movie. \u201cYou bow to no one.\u201d<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Wow. What a night. What a victory. What a culmination of five or so years of fandom (for the movies.  Twenty-eight or so years for the books themselves). \u201dOne film to win them all,\u201d to quote \u201cJade of Orc\u201d.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; It looks like the TORN site is down, so I guess I&#8217;ll listen to my soundtrack CD and play with my Sideshow Weta statues\u2026<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div><div class='yrm-btn-wrapper yrm-btn-wrapper-1 yrm-more-button-wrapper  '\n\t\tdata-custom-more-class-name='' data-custom-less-class-name=''><span title='' data-less-title='' data-more-title='' class='yrm-toggle-expand  yrm-toggle-expand-1 ' data-rel='yrm-qpESr' data-more='More &gt;&gt;' data-less='&lt;&lt; Less'><span class='yrm-text-wrapper yrm-text-wrapper-custom-dimensions'><span class=\"yrm-button-text-1 yrm-button-text-span\">More >><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 Pre-show highlight so far: when John Burke of E! News began a segment by forgetting to hold his microphone!&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2022 Hey Molly Mayok, it&#8217;s Bill Murray not \u201cMary\u201d. 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