{"id":2616,"date":"2004-03-25T08:17:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-25T13:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2616"},"modified":"2021-06-03T08:25:25","modified_gmt":"2021-06-03T12:25:25","slug":"happy-50th-birthday-color-tv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/03\/25\/happy-50th-birthday-color-tv\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy 50<sup>th<\/sup> Birthday. Color TV!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/tvbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; My dear friend and constant companion, color television, <a href=\"http:\/\/apnews.myway.com\/article\/20040324\/D81H1QDG3.html\">turns fifty today<\/a>! In honor of that, please whistle a &#8220;G&#8221; while viewing the following image\u2026<center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/colorbars-lg.gif?ssl=1\"><IMG data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/colorbars-sm.jpg?resize=500%2C375&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" style=\"border: 3px solid #000;\" title=\"Click to enlarge\" \/><\/a><br><small>Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo<\/small><\/center>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; My dear friend and constant companion, color television, turns fifty today! In honor of that, please whistle a &#8220;G&#8221; while viewing the following image\u2026Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2616"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2616\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2621,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2616\/revisions\/2621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}