{"id":2628,"date":"2004-03-28T08:41:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-28T13:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2628"},"modified":"2021-06-03T08:48:13","modified_gmt":"2021-06-03T12:48:13","slug":"ladies-gentlemen-fish-vi-the-undiscovered-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/03\/28\/ladies-gentlemen-fish-vi-the-undiscovered-country\/","title":{"rendered":"Ladies &#038; Gentlemen, Fish VI: The Undiscovered Country"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/fishbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\"> &nbsp; <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/videobug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\" \/>&nbsp; &nbsp; The weather being almost close to decent Saturday, I remembered what I&#8217;d said last year about waiting for it to get warm again before buying a new fish. I also remembered how my fishes&#8217; longevity seems to correspond with the success of the <i>Star Trek<\/i> movie franchise. I swung by the fish store this afternoon, so here he is: ladies and gentlemen, please welcome &#8220;Fish VI: The Undiscovered Country&#8221;\u2026<center><video width=\"320\" height=\"240\" controls><source src=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/video\/2004-03-28.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\"><source src=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/video\/2004-03-28.ogv\" type=\"video\/ogg\">Your browser does not support the video tag.<\/video><\/center>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The weather being almost close to decent Saturday, I remembered what I&#8217;d said last year about waiting for it to get warm again before buying a new fish. I also remembered how my fishes&#8217; longevity seems to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/03\/28\/ladies-gentlemen-fish-vi-the-undiscovered-country\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fish","category-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2628"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2630,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2628\/revisions\/2630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}