{"id":2656,"date":"2004-04-08T09:30:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-08T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2656"},"modified":"2021-06-03T09:35:10","modified_gmt":"2021-06-03T13:35:10","slug":"the-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/04\/08\/the-plan\/","title":{"rendered":"The Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/newsbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; I found this on the Internet. It looks like someone is having trouble folding the Iraqi roadmap to peace.<center><video width=\"320\" height=\"240\" controls><source src=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/video\/2004-04-06.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\"><source src=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/video\/2004-04-06.ogv\" type=\"video\/ogg\">Your browser does not support the video tag.<\/video><\/center>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &#8220;We don&#8217;t know what shape it will be in. We don&#8217;t know who we&#8217;re giving it to. But, guaranteed, on the agreed morning we&#8217;ll be leaving the keys in the mailbox for you.&#8221;<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Wouldn&#8217;t be frightening if the guy in that video were actually in charge of something?<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; P.S. That final, fixed date wouldn&#8217;t be 22 December 2012, would it?\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; I found this on the Internet. It looks like someone is having trouble folding the Iraqi roadmap to peace.Your browser does not support the video tag. &nbsp; &nbsp; &#8220;We don&#8217;t know what shape it will be in. We &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/04\/08\/the-plan\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,4,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-tv","category-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2656"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2658,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656\/revisions\/2658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}