{"id":2767,"date":"2004-05-18T15:41:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-18T19:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2767"},"modified":"2021-06-03T15:45:21","modified_gmt":"2021-06-03T19:45:21","slug":"eat-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/05\/18\/eat-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Eat It!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n    Exactly what does McDonald’s mean by their new “salad with attitude” campaign? [I can’t find any links for it, but I pass a McDonald’s “salad with attitude” billboard on my way to work.] Making a benign meal like a salad confrontational seems like an oxymoron. What did they do, add broken glass to it? Stubbed-out cigarettes? If my coworker Jeremy orders one, will he be served tomatoes and nothing but tomatoes? And will the servers there yell “You’ll eat it and you’ll like it!<\/I>”?
    Speaking of attitude, Monty Python<\/i>‘s Eric Idle<\/b> sums up my current attitude in a succinct two-and-a-half-minute, uncensored MP3 offering over at Pythonline<\/a>. “It’\u0092s a new song,” he writes, by way of introduction. “It’\u0092s dedicated to the FCC; and if they broadcast it, it will cost a quarter of a million dollars.”
    This might also be a good time to mention my own Eric Idle audio files<\/a>.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Exactly what does McDonald’s mean by their new “salad with attitude” campaign? [I can’t find any links for it, but I pass a McDonald’s “salad with attitude” billboard on my way to work.] Making a benign meal like … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,12,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-links","category-music"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2767"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2768,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2767\/revisions\/2768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}