{"id":2805,"date":"2004-05-30T19:35:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-30T23:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2805"},"modified":"2021-06-03T19:37:40","modified_gmt":"2021-06-03T23:37:40","slug":"no-escape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/05\/30\/no-escape\/","title":{"rendered":"No Escape!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/blogbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; I have no idea why I kept putting it off. My renewal for this website is up soon, and for no known reason I kept ignoring the e-mails and procrasting on taking out my credit card and buying another year of service. I finally forced myself to do so last night, and in the process learned (or re-learned) my deadline would have been June 3.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; It seems like only roughly twelve months ago I was complaining about my webhosting and looking elsewhere.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2026Good times\u2026<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; The SFG domain is safe, mind you (having been registered elsewhere and paid off for two more years); but this page itself would&#8217;ve been unavailable. You thought you&#8217;d be free of it, didn&#8217;t you &#8212; but I caught you in the knick of time! <b><i>Bu-wa-ha-ha-ha!<\/i><\/b>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; I have no idea why I kept putting it off. My renewal for this website is up soon, and for no known reason I kept ignoring the e-mails and procrasting on taking out my credit card and buying &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/05\/30\/no-escape\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2805"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2806,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2805\/revisions\/2806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}