{"id":2807,"date":"2004-05-31T19:40:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-31T23:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2807"},"modified":"2021-06-03T19:42:04","modified_gmt":"2021-06-03T23:42:04","slug":"2807","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/05\/31\/2807\/","title":{"rendered":"The News in Pictures"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/newsbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;m bored and sleepy, and it&#8217;s easier to concoct a blog entry by stealing photos from the AP than to form coherent thoughts and type up whole sentences\u2026<br><center><IMG data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/bushdrive.jpg?resize=450%2C339&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"450\" height=\"339\" style=\"border: 3px solid #000;\"\/><br><small>President Bush expressed frustration over being unable to drive his Memorial Day service to a different location.<\/small><br><br><IMG data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/kerrypoint.jpg?resize=450%2C286&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"450\" height=\"286\" style=\"border: 3px solid #000;\"\/><br><small>Upon being quizzed by reporters, John Kerry successfully identifies a black man<\/small><\/center>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;m bored and sleepy, and it&#8217;s easier to concoct a blog entry by stealing photos from the AP than to form coherent thoughts and type up whole sentences\u2026President Bush expressed frustration over being unable to drive his Memorial &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/05\/31\/2807\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-photos"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2807"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2809,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2807\/revisions\/2809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}