{"id":2871,"date":"2004-06-27T00:56:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-27T04:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2871"},"modified":"2021-06-04T01:00:35","modified_gmt":"2021-06-04T05:00:35","slug":"happy-birthday-schmoe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/06\/27\/happy-birthday-schmoe\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, Schmoe!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/videobug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; Another member of the gang turns forty! His birthday is today, but we threw Joe a surprise party yesterday. Too bad the &#8220;cover story&#8221; was that he&#8217;d be dropping the kids off at his brother-in-law&#8217;s and would be able to see <i>Dodgeball<\/i>. Instead, he had to make do with an Italian feast, cake, presents, and a keg. Come join the festivities, below\u2026<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; (QuickTime video.  2 minutes.  4&frac12; MBs.)<br><center><video width=\"320\" height=\"240\" controls><source src=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/video\/2004-06-26.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\"><source src=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/video\/2004-06-26.ogv\" type=\"video\/ogg\">Your browser does not support the video tag.<\/video><\/center>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Another member of the gang turns forty! His birthday is today, but we threw Joe a surprise party yesterday. Too bad the &#8220;cover story&#8221; was that he&#8217;d be dropping the kids off at his brother-in-law&#8217;s and would be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/06\/27\/happy-birthday-schmoe\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me","category-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2871"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2872,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2871\/revisions\/2872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}