{"id":2884,"date":"2004-07-01T01:14:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-01T05:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2884"},"modified":"2021-06-04T01:21:43","modified_gmt":"2021-06-04T05:21:43","slug":"the-dick-cheney-magic-8-ball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/07\/01\/the-dick-cheney-magic-8-ball\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dick Cheney Magic 8 Ball"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/newsbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; Have a question for the Vice President? Then try the <i><b>Dick Cheney Magic 8 Ball<\/b><\/i>. Just type your question below, click the link, and the Vice President will present you with a well-reasoned (and highly predictable) response\u2026<br><center><br><form><input type=\"text\" SIZE=50><a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/cheney8ball.jpg\" onClick=\"window.open('https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/cheney8ball.jpg', 'myWin', 'toolbar=no, directories=no, location=no, status=no, menubar=no, resizable=no, scrollbars=no, width=480, height=460'); return false\" style=\"background-color: #000000; padding:5px;\"><font color=\"#FFFFFF\"> Ask Dick Cheney <\/font><\/a><\/form><\/center><br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2026Yeah. I know. It&#8217;s pretty lame. I was just impressed I could use input fields within my PHP entries.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Have a question for the Vice President? Then try the Dick Cheney Magic 8 Ball. Just type your question below, click the link, and the Vice President will present you with a well-reasoned (and highly predictable) response\u2026 Ask &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/07\/01\/the-dick-cheney-magic-8-ball\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2884"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2888,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2884\/revisions\/2888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}