{"id":2896,"date":"2004-07-07T01:48:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-07T05:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2896"},"modified":"2021-06-04T01:50:57","modified_gmt":"2021-06-04T05:50:57","slug":"knowledge-baste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/07\/07\/knowledge-baste\/","title":{"rendered":"Knowledge Baste"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/techbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; I just had to share <a href=\"http:\/\/jill.jazzkeyboard.com\/qarticles.html\">this page<\/a> I found through <a href=\"http:\/\/slashdot.org\/articles\/04\/07\/07\/025216.shtml?tid=109&#038;tid=133&#038;tid=186&#038;tid=187\">\/.<\/a>. Someone has compiled a list of the <a href=\"http:\/\/jill.jazzkeyboard.com\/qarticles.html\">strangest and most curious entries<\/a> in Microsoft&#8217;s Knowledge Base: solutions to problems such as &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/support.microsoft.com\/?kbid=72540\">Calculator does not reliably subtract two numbers<\/a>&#8221;, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/support.microsoft.com\/?kbid=261186\">Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music<\/a>&#8221;, and &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/support.microsoft.com\/?kbid=228001\">Network Adapter Does Not Work if Unplugged<\/a>&#8221;. There are even self-help tips on the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/support.microsoft.com\/?kbid=133357\">Differences Between Temporary and Permanent Relationships<\/a>&#8221; and <a href=\"http:\/\/support.microsoft.com\/?kbid=281923\">why your hair turns gray if your user group has more than 500 people<\/a>. Plus, they even offer the <a href=\"http:\/\/support.microsoft.com\/?kbid=152698\">complete story of Paul Bunyan<\/a>!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; I just had to share this page I found through \/.. Someone has compiled a list of the strangest and most curious entries in Microsoft&#8217;s Knowledge Base: solutions to problems such as &#8220;Calculator does not reliably subtract two &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/07\/07\/knowledge-baste\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","category-tech"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2896"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2897,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2896\/revisions\/2897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}