{"id":2921,"date":"2004-07-22T08:36:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-22T12:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2921"},"modified":"2021-06-04T08:37:38","modified_gmt":"2021-06-04T12:37:38","slug":"somewhere-douglas-adams-is-smiling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/07\/22\/somewhere-douglas-adams-is-smiling\/","title":{"rendered":"Somewhere Douglas Adams is Smiling"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/newsbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; A <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;u=\/ap\/20040721\/ap_on_fe_st\/upright_monkey_4\">story on Yahoo! News<\/a> tells of Natasha, a black macaque monkey in an Israeli zoo, and how after surviving a nearly fatal illness she has begun to walk strictly  on two legs, as if in imitation of humans.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Experts now cite her as a new missing link, conclusively proving our modern life evolved due to brain damage.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; A story on Yahoo! News tells of Natasha, a black macaque monkey in an Israeli zoo, and how after surviving a nearly fatal illness she has begun to walk strictly on two legs, as if in imitation of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/07\/22\/somewhere-douglas-adams-is-smiling\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2921"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2921\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2922,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2921\/revisions\/2922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}