{"id":2980,"date":"2004-08-25T15:55:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-25T19:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2980"},"modified":"2021-06-04T15:59:56","modified_gmt":"2021-06-04T19:59:56","slug":"get-well-soon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/08\/25\/get-well-soon\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Well Soon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div STYLE = \"float: right; margin: 10px;\"><center><IMG data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/okay.jpg?resize=130%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"130\" height=\"200\" \/><br><small>Hey, Rodney!<\/small><\/center><\/div><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/mebug.gif?w=65&#038;ssl=1\"  http:\/\/apnews.myway.com\/article\/20040825\/D84LUVDO1.html\">heart surgery<\/a> today. We wish him a speedy recovery and lots of respect.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Another favorite, occasional contributor <b>Schmoe<\/b>, had his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.entnet.org\/healthinfo\/sinus\/sinus_surgery.cfm\" target=\"blank\" rel=\"noopener\">brain shaved<\/a> recently and we wish him a speedy recovery too!<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Get well soon guys!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, Rodney!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2980"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2983,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2980\/revisions\/2983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}