{"id":2986,"date":"2004-08-28T16:03:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-28T20:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=2986"},"modified":"2021-06-04T16:11:25","modified_gmt":"2021-06-04T20:11:25","slug":"the-republican-national-convention-home-viewing-kit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/08\/28\/the-republican-national-convention-home-viewing-kit\/","title":{"rendered":"The Republican National Convention Home Viewing Kit"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/tvbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; With the Republican National Convention just a couple days away, we here at <b>SFG<\/b>, a division of Unk Inc. (a subsidiary of Cattle Prod.), have made the following sound files available, to enhance your viewing pleasure.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Every time a new speaker takes the stage, feel free to play the following fanfare (200Kb).<br><center><audio controls><source src=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/audio\/RNCfanfare.mp3\" type=\"audio\/mpeg\"><source src=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/audio\/RNCfanfare.ogg\" type=\"audio\/ogg\">Your browser does not support the audio element.<\/audio><\/center><br>&nbsp; &nbsp; And, every time someone makes a reference to how tax cuts for the rich have helped the economy, how the war on terror is going well, how the war in Iraq had anything to do with the war on terror, and how President Bush is a strong leader, this sound effect might prove handy (12 Kb):<center><audio controls><source src=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/audio\/buzzer.mp3\" type=\"audio\/mpeg\"><source src=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/audio\/buzzer.ogg\" type=\"audio\/ogg\">Your browser does not support the audio element.<\/audio><\/center>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; With the Republican National Convention just a couple days away, we here at SFG, a division of Unk Inc. (a subsidiary of Cattle Prod.), have made the following sound files available, to enhance your viewing pleasure.&nbsp; &nbsp; Every &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/08\/28\/the-republican-national-convention-home-viewing-kit\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2986"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2987,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2986\/revisions\/2987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}