{"id":3059,"date":"2004-10-13T23:24:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-14T03:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=3059"},"modified":"2021-06-04T23:30:13","modified_gmt":"2021-06-05T03:30:13","slug":"grab-bag-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/10\/13\/grab-bag-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Grab Bag"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/newsbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; Awwww. America&#8217;s Sweetheart <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/US\/10\/13\/england.baby.ap\/index.html\">Pfc Lynndie England had a baby boy<\/a> today. Photos of the birth should be showing up online imminently. Reportedly, the hospital staff caused quite a line-up as they waited to point to her crotch and give her the thumbs up.<br><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/musicbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; Apple&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/itunes\/\">iTunes Music Store<\/a> not only is the exclusive source for U2&#8217;s &#8220;Vertigo&#8221; single (before it goes on sale November 8), it&#8217;s now offering an exclusive music video.  Part video for the song, part iPod commercial the song can be viewed, using iTunes, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/itunes\/u2\/\">via this link<\/a>. Or, even better, you can take advantage of the <a href=\"http:\/\/homepage.mac.com\/olliewagner\/itmse.dmg\">iTMS Extractor<\/a> and watch the video offline.<br><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/wtfbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/cnn.netscape.cnn.com\/news\/story.jsp?&#038;idq=\/ff\/story\/0002%2F20041013%2F1043821342.htm&#038;sc=reodd\">Breast implants for men<\/a>? What, beer drinking isn&#8217;t effective enough?<br><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/linksbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/archive\/1013043mackris16.html\">How to perform phone sex the Bill O&#8217;Reilly way<\/a>.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Awwww. America&#8217;s Sweetheart Pfc Lynndie England had a baby boy today. Photos of the birth should be showing up online imminently. Reportedly, the hospital staff caused quite a line-up as they waited to point to her crotch and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/10\/13\/grab-bag-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,10,12,3,8,11,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apple","category-gadgets","category-links","category-music","category-news","category-tech","category-wtf"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3059"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3060,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3059\/revisions\/3060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}