{"id":3083,"date":"2004-10-22T00:19:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-22T04:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=3083"},"modified":"2021-06-05T00:23:11","modified_gmt":"2021-06-05T04:23:11","slug":"stuff-ive-heard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/10\/22\/stuff-ive-heard\/","title":{"rendered":"Stuff I&#8217;ve Heard"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/tvbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; I don&#8217;t know how true this is, but I heard the <a href=\"http:\/\/homepage.mac.com\/c.shaw\/BushBulges\/PhotoAlbum15.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">bulge in President Bush&#8217;s jacket<\/a> is actually his &#8220;Mission Accomplished&#8221; flight suit codpiece. It&#8217;s worn improperly, obviously, but it&#8217;s because Mr Bush has been insisting on dressing himself, &#8220;like a big boy&#8221;, these last couple months. Speaking of the debates, is the presidential election in two weeks to vote someone <i>in<\/i> or vote someone <i>out<\/i>? Maybe I&#8217;m confusing it with too much reality TV. Speaking of TV, I heard the final episode of <a href=\"http:\/\/abc.go.com\/primetime\/lost\/index.html\"><i>Lost<\/i><\/a> involves the castaways reaching the other side of their island, where they find a man in a white suit and his assistant, a plane-obsessed little person. And, finally, I&#8217;ve heard it is still not safe to come back to this website &#8212; but for completely different reasons than last week&#8217;s.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; I don&#8217;t know how true this is, but I heard the bulge in President Bush&#8217;s jacket is actually his &#8220;Mission Accomplished&#8221; flight suit codpiece. It&#8217;s worn improperly, obviously, but it&#8217;s because Mr Bush has been insisting on dressing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/10\/22\/stuff-ive-heard\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3083"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3084,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083\/revisions\/3084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}