{"id":3122,"date":"2004-12-04T02:13:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-04T07:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=3122"},"modified":"2021-06-05T02:16:11","modified_gmt":"2021-06-05T06:16:11","slug":"hardees-wants-to-kill-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/12\/04\/hardees-wants-to-kill-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Hardee&#8217;s Wants to Kill You"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/foodbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2026but what a way to go. A couple weeks ago Hardee&#8217;s introduced the new Monster Thickburger, named not for the two \u2153-pound burgers but for the amount of plaque build-up in your aorta. The mere sight of it has already increased my cholesterol. Good thing for me there are so few Hardee&#8217;s around, but I&#8217;d be tempted to try a few of these.<br><center><IMG data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/thickburger.jpg?resize=300%2C222&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"300\" height=\"222\" \/><br><small>The New Monster Thickburger<\/small><\/center>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2026but what a way to go. A couple weeks ago Hardee&#8217;s introduced the new Monster Thickburger, named not for the two \u2153-pound burgers but for the amount of plaque build-up in your aorta. The mere sight of it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2004\/12\/04\/hardees-wants-to-kill-you\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3123,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3122\/revisions\/3123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}