{"id":3134,"date":"2005-02-28T09:54:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-28T14:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=3134"},"modified":"2021-06-05T10:09:38","modified_gmt":"2021-06-05T14:09:38","slug":"oscars-2005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2005\/02\/28\/oscars-2005\/","title":{"rendered":"Oscars 2005"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/moviesbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp;<b>5:56 PM<\/b>: I wasn&#8217;t sure if I was going to live-blog tonight since I&#8217;d exhausted my movie-talk yesterday.&nbsp; But I&#8217;ve got nothing else to do.&nbsp; It&#8217;s this or just talk back to my TV screen.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;ve been prepping for the Oscars by listening to a lot of movie soundtracks.&nbsp; Last night was <i>Star Wars<\/i> and <i>Close Encounters<\/i>.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve played these a lot, of course, but I really gave them a thorough listen last night, and I was reminded how truly great they are. The finale to <i>Close Encouters<\/i> is breathtakingly gorgeous and the battle music in <i>Star Wars<\/i> heartpoundingly exciting. I listened to <i>Prisoner of Azkaban<\/i> earlier, I just finished <i>E.T.<\/i>, and now I&#8217;m listening to <i>A.I.<\/I>.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>6:33 PM<\/b>: seriously, TV Guide Channel is bleeping the word &#8220;boobs&#8221;?! How tight-assed a country have we become?<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>7:28 PM<\/b>: soundtracks update: now listening to <i>Napoleon Dyanmite<\/i> (because Pedro is with Melissa Rivers).<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>8:28 PM<\/b>: oops, I forgot ABC might want to do a pre-show too. At least Billy Bush didn&#8217;t make a complete ass of himself. (Sentence bleeped by TV Guide Channel.)<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>8:46 PM<\/b>: <i>Catwoman 2<\/I>?<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; First prediction is wrong. I was about to change my mind and root for <i>Finding Neverland<\/i>, but I would&#8217;ve been wrong either way.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>8:48 PM<\/b>: I got one right. I didn&#8217;t go out on much of a limb though. Even fellow nominee Alan Alda said, on Joan &amp; Melissa&#8217;s preshow, that Morgan Freeman was going to win.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>8:52 PM<\/b>: Pepsi bastardizes a classic movie moment. I am not amused. I would boycott, but Vanilla Pepsi is so tasty.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>8:54 PM<\/b>: soundtracks update: now listening to Jerry Goldsmith&#8217;s <i>Legend<\/I>.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>8:56 PM<\/b>: Robin Williams has monologue envy.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>9:02 PM<\/b>: another Pixar victory. As it should be. And now, for no known reason, the first best song performance. Time for a Double break.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>9:13 PM<\/b>: aaahhh!!! Actors have taken over the theater! They&#8217;re everywhere! Cate Blanchett has invaded the main floor. Scarlett Johanson has taken up a position in the balcony. Nowhere is safe!<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>9:22 PM<\/b>: got another prediction right with Cate Blanchett&#8217;s win, but I was almost ready to pick Virginia Madsen just now.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>9:30 PM<\/b>: please don&#8217;t insult documentaries by likening them to reality TV shit.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>10:10 PM<\/b>: no, I didn&#8217;t stop watching. I&#8217;ve been taking my popcorn break and didn&#8217;t want to get fake butter all over my PowerBook keyboard. I had some incredibly witty stuff to say, but it&#8217;s all lost now. You&#8217;re just stuck with this. Did I miss anything? I <i>thought<\/i> that was Colin Mochrie in those Snack Fairy commercials. Jake Gyllenhaal, presenting the special effects award, has a weird-shaped Silly Putty head and an extremely wide Muppet mouth. In fact\u2026<br><center><IMG data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/gyllenhaal_separated.jpg?w=640&#038;ssl=1\"   \/><br><small>Separated at Birth<\/small><\/center><br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>10:13 PM<\/b>: a woman says &#8220;dog&#8217;s bollocks&#8221;. Good thing the TV Guide channel stopped its Oscar coverage.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>10:23 PM<\/b>: <i>The Aviator<\/i> gets Cinematography too. I&#8217;m too lazy to check the nominees list: is this a <i>Return of the King<\/i> sweep yet? Will we be reading articles about the Academy can only focus on one blockbuster now and can&#8217;t evenly distribute its awards any more?<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>10:27 PM<\/b>: nope. Beat out by <i>Ray<\/i> for sound recording.&nbsp; So much for the maxim that a movie needs helicopters, machine guns, and explosions to sound good. (Note: maxim still stands for home theater demonstrations.)<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>10:39<\/b>: original score. And a surprise write-in win for <i>Sky Captain<\/i>! Actually, <i>Finding Neverland<\/i> wins, for handily capturing many styles. But&#8212;soundtracks update&#8212;I&#8217;m now listening to Edward Shearmur&#8217;s <i>Sky Captain<\/i>. So there.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>11:00 PM<\/b>: oh yes, please, refresh my memory on the  Best Song nominees. Let&#8217;s spend even more time on this useless category.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>11:03 PM<\/b>: Hilary Swank knocks out Annette Bening, goes tomorrow&#8217;s inevitable headline. She might even get best back, but that award actually goes to Melanie Griffith. I was half-hoping Imelda Staunton would win for <i>Vera Full of Drake<\/I>&#8212;not that I&#8217;ve seen it, but just because it would upset the predictions and piss off the red states.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>11:10 PM<\/b>: maybe <i>The Sea Inside<\/i>&#8217;s win will piss off the red states instead (the ones upset by <i>Million Dollar Baby<\/i>, that is). &#8216;Cept they don&#8217;t watch those movies you gotta read.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>11:29 PM<\/b>: no surprises with Best Actor. Jamie Foxx wins\u2026and makes a teary acceptance speech that would make me feel bad to make fun of.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>11:31 PM<\/b>: soundtracks update: I am now listening to Eric von Korngold&#8217;s <i>Adventures of Robin Hood<\/i>. Maybe some Max Steiner&#8217;s <i>King Kong<\/i> and Michael Kamen&#8217;s <i>Baron Munchausen<\/i> on deck.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>11:36 PM<\/b>: Martin Scorsese has once again struck out. At least Clint Eastwood is not undeserving.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>11:40 PM<\/b>: wow. The E! guys were right. They said <i>The Aviator<\/i> was the initial frontrunner but of late there has been a groundswell for <i>Million Dollar Baby<\/i>. Did Martin Scorsese do such a bad job that he can assemble award-winning ingredients but can&#8217;t pull off an award-winning movie from them? So I&#8217;m told, but I didn&#8217;t get that feeling when I was actually watching his film. If anything, <i>Million Dollar Baby<\/i> was the one that seemed flawed to me, since its big plot twist makes it feel so much like <i>two<\/i> movies. Obviously the Academy doesn&#8217;t have a problem with it. But then again, it&#8217;s my blog.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; P.S.: producer Albert Ruddy looks like a cross between Frank Langella and Brad Garrett. Not that that matters. I&#8217;m just still feeling snippy. I have to say something nice about the production though. I liked the way the technical nominees were grouped together, either in the seats or on stage. It&#8217;s like the producers are staging this like a show more than just covering it like a live event. It&#8217;ll probably get an Emmy next year. The monitors embedded in the stage and swooping across the ceiling were cool too. And I&#8217;m glad to see the big Chris Rock controversy turned out to be a big nothing, as I expected.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Anyway, off to E!&#8217;s post-show, more soundtracks off my iPod, some Double, and, maybe, if I&#8217;m still awake, a movie. Possibly\u2026<i>SKY CAPTAIN<\/i>!!!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp;5:56 PM: I wasn&#8217;t sure if I was going to live-blog tonight since I&#8217;d exhausted my movie-talk yesterday.&nbsp; But I&#8217;ve got nothing else to do.&nbsp; It&#8217;s this or just talk back to my TV screen.&nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;ve been prepping &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2005\/02\/28\/oscars-2005\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3134"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3137,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3134\/revisions\/3137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}