{"id":315,"date":"2002-09-18T08:29:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-18T12:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=315"},"modified":"2021-05-16T16:16:51","modified_gmt":"2021-05-16T20:16:51","slug":"randomness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/09\/18\/randomness\/","title":{"rendered":"Randomness"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
  • My doctor is concerned I’m too heavy for my height. So I’ve decided to measure myself by width.<\/li>
  • I’m really enjoying Comedy Central’s idea to replay Late Night with Conan O’Brien<\/i> at 7:00 PM EST. (This is a great boon since our Detroit NBC affiliate airs Conan<\/i> some time around two in the morning because they’re deseparately determined to serve the public by airing the damnable Jenny Jones<\/i> or Springer<\/i> shows.)<\/li>
  • I wish “Shannon” at offers@mail.yourinterestsonly.com<\/a> would frigging quit e-mailing me.<\/li>
  • I heard the new Van Wilder<\/i> DVD contains \u201cnever before seen footage\u201d. That could probably apply to the movie itself, couldn’t it?<\/li>
  • It seems like every day I’m seeing another update on the next Superman<\/i> movie. Nicholas Cage will be Superman, Josh Hartnett will be Superman, Jude Law will be Superman, Keanu Reeves will be Superman (all horrible choices by the way). It has a director, it doesn’t have a director. I know there are two separate movies in the works, but with the all back-and-forth will-they\/won’t-they, you’d think they were making a dozen movies.<\/li>
  • Someone please explain why I still read Entertainment Weekly<\/i>.<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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