{"id":3169,"date":"2005-01-23T14:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-23T19:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=3169"},"modified":"2021-06-05T14:43:59","modified_gmt":"2021-06-05T18:43:59","slug":"metamorph-the-mesomorph","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2005\/01\/23\/metamorph-the-mesomorph\/","title":{"rendered":"Metamorph the Mesomorph"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/mebug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dcs.st-and.ac.uk\/~morph\/\" >Here&#8217;s a fun little online morphing applet<\/a>, where you can upload a photo of yourself and alter it to resemble different ages, races, and even art styles.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; The bastardized results of my own visage are below.&nbsp; Warning: not for the faint of the heart.&nbsp; Second warning: the morphing site requires a Java plugin.&nbsp; Third warning: the image below will break my table formatting; but to be perfectly honest, that&#8217;s more my problem than yours.<div class='yrm-content yrm-content-1 yrm-content-hide  ' id='yrm-obE5S' data-id='1' data-show-status='false' data-after-action='' style=\"visibility: hidden;height: 0;\">\n\t\t\t<div id='yrm-inner-content-yrm-obE5S' class='yrm-inner-content-wrapper yrm-cntent-1'>&nbsp; &nbsp; A not-too-recent <i>untouched<\/i> image of me (no jokes please), followed by &#8220;El Greco&#8221;, &#8220;East Asian&#8221;, &#8220;Manga Cartoon&#8221;, &#8220;Baby&#8221;, and &#8220;Apeman (50% Chimp)&#8221;.<br><center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/me-morphing.jpg?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div><div class='yrm-btn-wrapper yrm-btn-wrapper-1 yrm-more-button-wrapper  '\n\t\tdata-custom-more-class-name='' data-custom-less-class-name=''><span title='' data-less-title='' data-more-title='' class='yrm-toggle-expand  yrm-toggle-expand-1 ' data-rel='yrm-obE5S' data-more='More &gt;&gt;' data-less='&lt;&lt; Less'><span class='yrm-text-wrapper yrm-text-wrapper-custom-dimensions'><span class=\"yrm-button-text-1 yrm-button-text-span\">More >><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Here&#8217;s a fun little online morphing applet, where you can upload a photo of yourself and alter it to resemble different ages, races, and even art styles.&nbsp; &nbsp; The bastardized results of my own visage are below.&nbsp; Warning: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2005\/01\/23\/metamorph-the-mesomorph\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3169"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3172,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3169\/revisions\/3172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}