{"id":3869,"date":"2005-09-17T18:52:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-17T22:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=3869"},"modified":"2021-06-08T19:06:39","modified_gmt":"2021-06-08T23:06:39","slug":"the-button-down-mind-of-george-w-bush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2005\/09\/17\/the-button-down-mind-of-george-w-bush\/","title":{"rendered":"The Button-Down Mind of George W Bush"},"content":{"rendered":"\n    I’d like to return this President. It’s defective. I couldn’t tell what was dumber last night, the fact his handlers put the President in a shirt the same color as his background, or that they put him next to a horse about to kick him in the head, or that the speech was nothing but monetary promses we can’t afford — not forgetting the fact the money’s going straight to Kellogg Brown & Root anyway.
    But let’s get to the fun part. According to the STOP George<\/a> diary on Daily Kos, photographic evidence proves our President, the most powerful man in the free world, can not button his own freaking shirt!<\/i>

President Bush Thursday night, from Jackson Square N.O.<\/small>



From DailyKos.com, via CrooksAndLiars.com<\/small>

If I try, I will need no help.
Look at me, Laura, I can dress myself!
I can button my shirt up — 1, 2, 3,
Before my speech on the TV.<\/i><\/font><\/center>
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Lying on national television is known to cause excessive perspiration<\/small><\/center><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>
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