{"id":3972,"date":"2005-10-21T23:42:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-22T03:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=3972"},"modified":"2021-06-08T23:49:30","modified_gmt":"2021-06-09T03:49:30","slug":"pick-of-the-chix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2005\/10\/21\/pick-of-the-chix\/","title":{"rendered":"Pick of the Chix"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/tvbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; Another new poll, while I wait for the return of <i>Arrested Development<\/I>\u2026<center><div class=\"yop-poll-container\" data-yop-poll-id=\"3\"><script type=\"application\/json\" data-yop-poll-init>{\"poll\":{\"id\":\"3\",\"name\":\"Which is your chicken dance?\",\"template\":\"3\",\"template_base\":\"classic\",\"skin_base\":\"red-v3\",\"status\":\"published\",\"meta_data\":{\"style\":{\"poll\":{\"backgroundColor\":\"#ffffff\",\"borderSize\":1,\"borderStyle\":\"solid\",\"borderColor\":\"#b70004\",\"borderRadius\":0,\"paddingLeftRight\":10,\"paddingTopBottom\":10},\"questions\":{\"paddingLeftRight\":0,\"paddingTopBottom\":10,\"textColor\":\"#000000\",\"textSize\":14,\"textWeight\":\"normal\",\"textAlign\":\"center\"},\"answers\":{\"paddingLeftRight\":0,\"paddingTopBottom\":0,\"textColor\":\"#000000\",\"textSize\":14,\"textWeight\":\"normal\",\"skin\":\"minimal\",\"colorScheme\":\"black\"},\"buttons\":{\"backgroundColor\":\"#ffffff\",\"borderSize\":1,\"borderStyle\":\"solid\",\"borderColor\":\"#000000\",\"borderRadius\":0,\"paddingLeftRight\":10,\"paddingTopBottom\":5,\"textColor\":\"#000000\",\"textSize\":14,\"textWeight\":\"normal\",\"align\":\"center\"},\"errors\":{\"borderLeftColorForSuccess\":\"#008000\",\"borderLeftColorForError\":\"#ff0000\",\"borderLeftSize\":10,\"paddingTopBottom\":0,\"textColor\":\"#000000\",\"textSize\":14,\"textWeight\":\"normal\"},\"captcha\":[],\"custom\":{\"css\":\"\"}},\"options\":{\"poll\":{\"voteButtonLabel\":\"Vote\",\"showResultsLink\":\"no\",\"resultsLabelText\":\"Results\",\"showTotalVotes\":\"no\",\"showTotalAnswers\":\"no\",\"startDateOption\":\"now\",\"startDateCustom\":\"\",\"endDateOption\":\"never\",\"endDateCustom\":\"\",\"redirectAfterVote\":\"no\",\"redirectUrl\":\"\",\"pageLink\":\"\",\"useCaptcha\":\"no\",\"enableGdpr\":\"no\",\"gdprSolution\":\"ask_consent\",\"gdprConsentText\":\"\",\"loadWithAjax\":\"no\",\"notificationMessageLocation\":\"top\",\"status\":\"published\"},\"results\":{\"showResultsMoment\":[\"before-vote\",\"after-vote\"],\"customDateResults\":\"\",\"showResultsTo\":[\"guest\",\"registered\"],\"resultsDetails\":[\"percentages\"],\"backToVoteOption\":\"yes\",\"backToVoteCaption\":\"Back to vote\",\"sortResults\":\"as-defined\",\"sortResultsRule\":\"asc\",\"displayResultsAs\":\"bar\"},\"access\":{\"votePermissions\":[\"guest\"]}}},\"total_submits\":\"0\",\"total_submited_answers\":\"0\"},\"elements\":[{\"id\":\"3\",\"poll_id\":\"3\",\"etext\":\"Which is YOUR chicken dance?\",\"etype\":\"question-text\",\"status\":\"active\",\"sorder\":\"1\",\"meta_data\":{\"allowOtherAnswers\":\"no\",\"otherAnswersLabel\":\"Other\",\"addOtherAnswers\":\"no\",\"displayOtherAnswersInResults\":\"no\",\"resultsColorForOtherAnswers\":\"#000000\",\"allowMultipleAnswers\":\"no\",\"multipleAnswersMinim\":\"1\",\"multipleAnswersMaxim\":\"1\",\"answersDisplay\":\"vertical\",\"answersColumns\":\"\",\"answersSort\":\"as-defined\"},\"subelements\":[{\"id\":\"5\",\"poll_id\":\"3\",\"element_id\":\"3\",\"stext\":\"Coo-coo ca-CHA! \\u00a0 Coo-coo ca-CHA!\",\"stype\":\"text\",\"status\":\"active\",\"sorder\":\"1\",\"meta_data\":{\"makeDefault\":\"0\",\"makeLink\":\"0\",\"link\":\"\",\"resultsColor\":\"#000000\"},\"total_submits\":\"0\"},{\"id\":\"6\",\"poll_id\":\"3\",\"element_id\":\"3\",\"stext\":\"A-COODLE-doodle-doo!  \\u00a0 A-COODLE-doodle-do!\",\"stype\":\"text\",\"status\":\"active\",\"sorder\":\"2\",\"meta_data\":{\"makeDefault\":\"0\",\"makeLink\":\"0\",\"link\":\"\",\"resultsColor\":\"#000000\"},\"total_submits\":\"0\"},{\"id\":\"7\",\"poll_id\":\"3\",\"element_id\":\"3\",\"stext\":\"Chee-CHAW!  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