{"id":4111,"date":"2006-06-09T12:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-09T16:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=4111"},"modified":"2021-06-09T12:44:25","modified_gmt":"2021-06-09T16:44:25","slug":"fuck-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2006\/06\/09\/fuck-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/wtfbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; Fuck yeah! The fuckers at the Parents Television Council got the House of Representatives to fucking agree to raise the FCC&#8217;s fines on fucking television indecency &#8212; and they fucking raised those fines tenfold! Holy fuck! Can you fucking believe it? It will now cost TV stations up to $325,000 if some dumb fuck blurts out the F-word. Un-fucking-believable. Congratulations to all you fuckers for saving us from that fucking bad language!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Fuck yeah! The fuckers at the Parents Television Council got the House of Representatives to fucking agree to raise the FCC&#8217;s fines on fucking television indecency &#8212; and they fucking raised those fines tenfold! Holy fuck! Can you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2006\/06\/09\/fuck-me\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,4,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-tv","category-wtf"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4112,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4111\/revisions\/4112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}