{"id":416,"date":"2002-05-25T15:49:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-25T19:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=416"},"modified":"2021-05-16T15:51:41","modified_gmt":"2021-05-16T19:51:41","slug":"vanilla-describe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/05\/25\/vanilla-describe\/","title":{"rendered":"Vanilla Describe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/foodbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;m sampling a glass of the new Vanilla Coke as I type this. I assumed it would taste like cream soda, and since I&#8217;m not a big fan of cream soda I was not looking forward to this latest flavor. Vanilla Coke tastes a lot like a Coke float, like Coke with some ice cream added. This reminds me pleasurably of the times I used to make Coke floats when I was a kid. (Actually, the soft drink of choice for this is Vernor&#8217;s ginger ale.) So Vanilla Coke does not taste as bad as I expected, but then again it&#8217;s not necessarily a taste I will seek out nor a taste that I can see myself getting in the future. Unlike, say, their previous Coke With Lemon experiment, which was much more successful and much more worthwhile. (Although for the record I still prefer Pepsi Twist. And at least Pepsi worked on coming up with a name.)\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;m sampling a glass of the new Vanilla Coke as I type this. I assumed it would taste like cream soda, and since I&#8217;m not a big fan of cream soda I was not looking forward to this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/05\/25\/vanilla-describe\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=416"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":417,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions\/417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}